Giant squids of anger and annoyances

Ok so I've only been awake for about an hour or so...
When AJ had his 3 days off I told him the following things need to be done. not too much to ask!! Swear!

-clean the toilet... i clean the rest of the house, please just clean the toilet!
-fix pattys computer, we have been holding it hostage for over a month now... she would like it back.
-fix my computer... i hate not having a desktop background because every 2 hours it tells me my windows is pirated...

THREE VERY SIMPLE TASKS! clean one small thing and fix two small computers. Are they done? No. none of them are.

So I wake up today without thinking about those things because I thought he went to work tomorrow night and not tonight.

k heres how the convo went...
'hi...'
'whats your problem today?'
'uh i dont have one'
'then why are you getting so angry?'
'im not...'
'seriously yes you are. whats your problem...'
'no... nothing is wrong i have no problem...'
'then why are you acting so angry'
"IM NOT ANGRY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
 lmao
 progressively pissing me off.

 so...

one things for sure... i didnt wake up pissed off... but he figured out where the red button was and stomped on it...