what five words do you see?
if I say that I saw the words
Bail
Made
Suicide
Passion
and Fool
what would you think?
I'll tell you how I'm connecting them to my current psychological state...
I would love to BAIL out on continuing anymore writing today and just go to sleep cuz I'm tired...
speaking of writing... I'll be able to say I MADE a book when I'm done...
If I don't start sleeping more I might actually be tempted to commit SUICIDE... ok maybe not... but I would think about it...
I hate writing scenes with sexual PASSION in them... it makes me feel like a FOOL
More randomness plz?
More randomness plz?
You eat , you`re fat . You don`t eat , you`re a freak . You drink , you`re an alcoholic . You don`t drink , you`re a pussy . You read , you`re a nerd . You don`t read , you`re stupid . You tell a secret , you`re an attention seeker . You don`t tell a secret , you`re still attention seeking . You let someone in , you`re easy . You don`t let someone in , you`re too uptight . You smoke , you think you`re cool . You don`t smoke , you`re a loser . You`ve had sex , you`re a slut . You haven`t had sex , you`re a frigid little bitch . You wear make up , you`re a slag . You don`t wear make up , you`re ugly . You can`t please anyone . Ever .
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
- Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
- Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
- Craving random shit.
- Not having the random shit you’re craving.
- Crying for unexplainable reasons.
- Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
- NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
- More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
- feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
- Crying.
- Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
- Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
- THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
- Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
- Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
- You will yell at people you love.
- Having to piss every 13 minutes.
- Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
- Wanting to eat everything in sight.
- Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
- Only time you’re actually horny,when sex isn’t an option.
- Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
- Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE.
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