Saturday, November 13, 2010

I'll try this again later...

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time.

what five words do you see?





if I say that I saw the words
Bail
Made
Suicide
Passion
and Fool



what would you think?
I'll tell you how I'm connecting them to my current psychological state...

I would love to BAIL out on continuing anymore writing today and just go to sleep cuz I'm tired...
speaking of writing... I'll be able to say I MADE a book when I'm done...
If I don't start sleeping more I might actually be tempted to commit SUICIDE... ok maybe not... but I would think about it...
I hate writing scenes with sexual PASSION in them... it makes me feel like a FOOL














More randomness plz?









You eat , you`re fat . You don`t eat , you`re a freak . You drink , you`re an alcoholic . You don`t drink , you`re a pussy . You read , you`re a nerd . You don`t read , you`re stupid . You tell a secret , you`re an attention seeker . You don`t tell a secret , you`re still attention seeking . You let someone in , you`re easy . You don`t let someone in , you`re too uptight . You smoke , you think you`re cool . You don`t smoke , you`re a loser . You`ve had sex , you`re a slut . You haven`t had sex , you`re a frigid little bitch . You wear make up , you`re a slag . You don`t wear make up , you`re ugly . You can`t please anyone . Ever .








YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
  • Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
  • Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
  • Craving random shit.
  • Not having the random shit you’re craving.
  • Crying for unexplainable reasons.
  • Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
  • NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
  • More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
  • feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
  • Crying.
  • Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
  • Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
  • THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
  • Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
  • Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
  • You will yell at people you love.
  • Having to piss every 13 minutes.
  • Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
  • Wanting to eat everything in sight.
  • Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
  • Only time you’re actually horny,when sex isn’t an option.
  • Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
  • Lots of crying.

    And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.

                                    Either way, H8 LYFE.

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